Like most essays you read in school, these don't matter one bit.  Heck, most of 'em have been written whilst watching TV at the same time.  But, they're interesting, and maybe a bit cool.  Well, maybe not.  No, no, they're cool.  They matter to the people of the Energon Empire, that's for sure.  Oh, and be sure to send in your own essays.  I'll take just about anything!

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